Man, am I glad that weekend's over. This city really does have some awful weird curses...I mean, seriously. Tasting like ice cream? What sort of fetishes are you encouraging, City ( Read more... )

...I really need to practice swimming more often. But not for a good, long while...I don't think I can look at a big body of water without getting seasick and angry right now. Ugh. Too...much...water......Well, at least the kids are okay. They seemed to enjoy the boat ride until things got significantly less fun, but they're all okay, Little Sam ( Read more... )

I have a biiiig problem ( Read more... )

Heh...yeah, sorry about yesterday. I swear, I'm not normally that...melodramatic or self centeredly emo. Let us pretend that it never happened ( Read more... )

...You know, I think that robots are one of the few things at home I've never gotten a chance to meet. Zombies, yep. Vampires, done. Selkies, fairies, imps, fire salamanders, ghosts...I've done all that ( Read more... )

Okay...whoever thought it would be funny to puppynap my kids? Ha ha ha, hilarious ( Read more... )

Okay, this is to whoever left me that really nice paper crane in my mailbox, complete with that message about wishes and all that ( Read more... )